вЂњDer Vorteil der Klugen besteht darin, dass sie sich dumm stellen kГ¶nnen. Translation: вЂњWhen a man immediately does what a woman wants, he doesnвЂ™t receive love, but more orders.вЂќ вЂњWenn ein Mann sofort macht, was eine Frau will, bekommt er nicht mehr Liebe, sondern mehr AuftrГ¤ge.вЂќ Stefan Schwarz, German actor Translation: вЂњIвЂ™ll go with you through thick and thin, but not through fat and stupid.вЂќ вЂњIch gehвЂ mit dir durch dick und dГјnn, aber nicht durch dick und doof.вЂќ вЂ“ Udo Lindenberg, German rock legend Translation: вЂњThe mayfly goes through its midlife crisis after twelve hours! ThatвЂ™s hard to comprehend.вЂќ Das muss man sich mal klarmachenвЂњ вЂ“ Loriot, German comic вЂњDie Eintagsfliege wird bereits zwГ¶lf Stunden nach ihrer Geburt von ihrer Midlife-Crisis erwischt. Translation: вЂњNo one is so busy that he does not have time to tell everyone how busy he is.вЂќ вЂњKein Mensch ist so beschГ¤ftigt, daГџ er nicht die Zeit hat, Гјberall zu erzГ¤hlen, wie beschГ¤ftigt er ist.вЂќ вЂ“ Robert Lembke, German television presenter Translation: вЂњI have a simple recipe to keep fit. Ich laufe jeden Tag AmokвЂќ вЂ“ Hildegard Knef, German actress and singer вЂњIch habe ein einfaches Rezept, um fit zu bleiben. Translation: вЂњBabies are alcohol-abuse-prevention-devices.вЂќ вЂњBabys sind nun mal AlkoholkonsumverhinderungsmaschinenвЂќ вЂ“ Carolin Kebekus, German comic Translation: вЂњIвЂ™d do anything for football. вЂњFГјr FuГџball wГјrde ich einfach alles tun, fГјr Sex nicht ganz so viel.вЂќ вЂ“ Sebastian Schweinsteiger, German football player Although I'm not yet sure about the universe.вЂќ Translation: вЂњTwo things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity. вЂњZwei Dinge sind unendlich, das Universum und die menschliche Dummheit, aber bei dem Universum bin ich mir noch nicht ganz sicher.вЂќ вЂ“ Albert Einstein, German scientist Translation: вЂњEveryone has stupid thoughts, but the sage keeps quiet about them.вЂќ вЂњDumme Gedanken hat jeder, aber der Weise verschweigt sieвЂќ. Wenn du erwachsen bist, musst du Bier trinken.вЂќ вЂ“ Arnold Schwarzenegger, Austrian-American actor / The Terminator Think Germans arenвЂ™t known for the sense of humor? Think again! These quotes will have the entire Brauhaus chuckling in no time. That being said, here are your 47 funny, inspiring and motivational German quotesвЂ¦ If you want to become a better conversationalist and learn more about German people, studying the quotes can be a great use of your time.

Find new vocabulary and turns of phrase: You can analyse quotes to fine new vocabulary you may not learn in your day-to-day speech.

Learn more about the culture: Quotes often give a direct cultural insight to people, places and points of view within a culture.

Learn new ways of speaking: You can see how German is used, moulded and shaped to express ideas and concepts.

And when you have an emotional connection to something, youвЂ™re more likely to remember it. Quotes can make you laugh, cry, or think. Want a powerful new weapon in your German learning arsenal?

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